George W. Bush, Sadaam, Bin Laden, Mullah Omar, et al. are all borne out of genetically enhanced embryos. They have a superiority complex and an enhanced thirst for blood. There are more embryos in refrigerated storage under the Hills of Holliday.
The project that created these embryos was financed by a group of shape-shifting aliens from the Gamma Quadrant who wish to conquer earth — for the express purpose of controlling the planet, for what you control cannot hurt you. There is currently a large fleet of war-bugs surrounding the planet. When the time is right, the ships will disengage their cloaking devices, and beam down the Jem’Hadar storm troops who will exterminate any and all who do not pledge loyalty to their “founders†and leveling entire cities with their phased poloron rifles.
There is currently a rebellion going on against these shape shifters, but they do not appear to be much of a threat. They are led by a young man who trusts his instincts into something called “the force,†and an older gentleman called “The Doctor,†who appears to have a vessel that can travel to any point in space and time in a device that seems to resemble a “blue phone.†The shape shifters, however, believe that this resistance is futile.
[if you’re still reading this crap – I’m making all of this up… I cannot really comment on all the talk on Larryville about our standing POTUS without causing my BP to spike by 15 points]