Tea Parties

I’ve never been to a tea party, but I did hear some inside information about them.

There was a report of a Democrat agent provocateur infiltrating a recent tea party. He was spotted committing 4 overt acts of a racist nature. We know they aren’t really racist – they are just playing head games to make the real tea party participants look bad. It’s so confusing that it gives me double vision. All I know is that real tea party participants would not hurt a foreigner.

Okay, I just made all of that up. Bonus points to the first person to figure out what all of the key words in this post have in common.